Must be a quiet news day?
www.news.com.au/world/nz-man-fights-off-shark-stitches-himself/news-story/c5c8781343fe6af4b88330f2db636aad
It bit him cause he is a pussy, pffffft... stitching a shark bite.
Cauterising it with the exhaust pipe from the farm bike is a bit manlier.
This what they used to do in Inverchargill?
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"The life story of New Zealander Burt Munro, who spent years building a 1920 Indian motorcycle -- a bike which helped him set the land-speed world record at Utah's Bonneville Salt Flats in 1967. The World's Fastest Indian is a 2005 New Zealand biographical film based on the Invercargill motorcyclist"
The bit where he burns through his best Sunday suit on the exhaust as the fire suit was to bulky?
Even through a 7mm Wettie in Summer:
"He and his friends then went to the Colac Bay Tavern, where he was given a bandage because he was dripping blood on the floor."
I was going to say Cool! cos 7-gills aren't that common and are deep-sea dwellers, so six attacks on humans in 600 years makes those scars something to talk about... but it seems most attacks are in NZ though
Full of typos
first of all he was "buttun" by a shark and he "stutched the wound"
Not down the deep dark south he wouldn't be. You're thinking of those ****ters in Auckland...