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Mystery Bruises

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Created by nikmcc > 9 months ago, 1 May 2015
nikmcc
NSW, 259 posts
1 May 2015 1:33PM
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So this is a bit of a weird question....


Everytime after a kite session I have random bruises on the front of my thighs. Multiple small ones about the size of a 20c coin.

For the life of me I cant work out what Im doing to cause them. I intially thought it may have been the hook on my harness hitting my leg on waterstarts, but Im thinking thats unlikely.

Anyone else have this problem, or any ideas whats causing it?

The only thing I can say for certain is that is from kiting.

yendor
NSW, 260 posts
1 May 2015 2:10PM
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nikmcc said..
So this is a bit of a weird question....


Everytime after a kite session I have random bruises on the front of my thighs. Multiple small ones about the size of a 20c coin.

For the life of me I cant work out what Im doing to cause them. I intially thought it may have been the hook on my harness hitting my leg on waterstarts, but Im thinking thats unlikely.

Anyone else have this problem, or any ideas whats causing it?

The only thing I can say for certain is that is from kiting.


Definitely from your harness.
Happens to me to.


cauncy
WA, 8407 posts
1 May 2015 1:04PM
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I'd say it's from a disgruntled partner, they do it whilst you sleep after a 3 hr kite session

THE DONG
VIC, 518 posts
1 May 2015 3:09PM
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Is that why you have mystery bruises to your knees and carpet burn to your palms?

yendor
NSW, 260 posts
1 May 2015 4:16PM
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yendor said..

nikmcc said..
So this is a bit of a weird question....


Everytime after a kite session I have random bruises on the front of my thighs. Multiple small ones about the size of a 20c coin.

For the life of me I cant work out what Im doing to cause them. I intially thought it may have been the hook on my harness hitting my leg on waterstarts, but Im thinking thats unlikely.

Anyone else have this problem, or any ideas whats causing it?

The only thing I can say for certain is that is from kiting.



Definitely from your harness.
Happens to me to.




Sorry forgot to mention it's from my bondage harness!!

Puetz
NT, 2172 posts
1 May 2015 4:29PM
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... dude, drink more beer, get a man's beer gut and your legs won't touch the hook,,, just sayn'

nikmcc
NSW, 259 posts
1 May 2015 11:54PM
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Cheers yendor, I'll keep a close eye on my harness next time I'm out.

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cauncy said...
I'd say it's from a disgruntled partner, they do it whilst you sleep after a 3 hr kite session


You could be on to something here!

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Puetz said...
... dude, drink more beer, get a man's beer gut and your legs won't touch the hook,,, just sayn'


Haha, good advice! I'm working on it ;)

jackforbes
WA, 530 posts
1 May 2015 10:52PM
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Sounds like your testicles are too large and are knocking on your legs. Are you surfing strapless?

Slashrockson
NSW, 126 posts
2 May 2015 10:42PM
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Taking aspirin by any chance ??



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