"Dude, check out my new directional waveboard."
"Wow Man, it's totally bitchen ...but please don't say that stupid word, ok."
"Dude, what stupid word ?"
"Directional, it sounds so kooky Man."
"Dude, my board isn't a twin-tip ...so it's a directional, right ?"
"Wow Man, you said that stupid word again ...it's a goddamn surfboard already."
"Dude, flatwater bandits call their twin-tips bi-directionals."
"No they don't, Man."
"Well Dude, shopguys call twin-tips bi-directionals."
"Yeah Man, a shopguy probably would, lol."
"So Dude, what's the true difference between a surfboard and a directional waveboard ?"
"About $1000 Man."
Select to expand quotedefault said..
can you do air reverses on directionals?
Yes, but, you will land backwards 
Heard a fella at the beach talking about his new 'directional'.
Looked over and he was holding a surfboard.
FML, its a SURFBOARD!!!
lol. 
Select to expand quoteWA71 said...default said..
can you do air reverses on directionals?
Yes, but, you will land backwards
Yeah right, do a shove it mid air and away you go 
