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gc kfc jetski vs kiter photage.

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Created by fruuugz > 9 months ago, 13 Jan 2017
fruuugz
NSW, 114 posts
13 Jan 2017 5:30PM
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Just hoping someone has some pictures or photage of todays events :-)

billob
QLD, 87 posts
13 Jan 2017 9:43PM
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What events - do tell

Underoath
QLD, 2410 posts
13 Jan 2017 10:33PM
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There was a guy on Meth down at KFC, he was running a muck in KFC restaurant, annoying customers, jumping on tables and causing abuse because he wanted a few salt packets.

One bloke who was like 45kgs told him to get out, so Meth head, grabbed someones half finished meal and pushed it into his face and said "Beef up mate you look hungry" (Kfc staff laughed)

Both went out side and started a biff. Biff biff biff, but reality it was slap slap slap- the Meth head was surprising coordinated. The 35 year old 45kg man wasn't doing to well. He should try a close fist next time, or not pick on people on meth who weigh twice as much.... I digress.

45kg man started running away, Meth head followed onto Marine Parade onto the Loaders Creek Car Park. More yelling now, less biff biff/slap slap.

Anyway during the fight this random was driving down Marine Parade into the car park with his 2 new jet skis in toe. He had two of them 2017 or 2016 Kawasaki jet ski ultra-LX, they looked pretty sweet.

He was defiantly a cashed up Bogan because he was in a hilux with low profile rims, I thought he might have been from WA, but he did have QLD personalized plates on his car. "GOON 457". I don't know what the numbers represented, as perhaps he didn't know 6 came after 5.... i digress.

Jet ski man gets out of his car and runs over and stops the slap feast. I didn't get involved as I was trying to get my facebook live thing to work.... frustrating.

This is where is gets really wild. 45kg man starts going into shock and Hilux man starts to comfort him.

Meth head runs over to the Hilux, (keys in ignition and drives off in the car park) doing circles around 45kg man and Hilux boy.

Meth heads starts going wild in the car park, going just lit, everyone's freaking... I was like "wtf" ok, things just got serious.

Meth head picks up the speed and the first jet ski on the left fly's off!!!!!!!!!! And is getting dragged on the road. No more than 2 seconds later the trailer flips and both jet skis are getting shredded on the gravel.

Hilux man is squealing, just like 45kg man was only 5 minutes before. Meth head drives into a couple of bollards and starts driving on the grass with a flipped trailer and one jet ski still attached..

There was a few kiters set up on the grass.

Meth head runs over 2 kites on the grass, (North kites heheheh) because of the trailer and jet ski is still attached, the kites get hooked up on the trailer and one kinda starts flying, only briefly....

This must have caught Meth man off guard as he drove straight into a tree and into the water! Partially rolling the Hilux.

I walked over to the car and said to Meth head, well done champ.... at least you now have your salt.

kernal
WA, 541 posts
13 Jan 2017 8:41PM
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Underoath said..

He was defiantly a cashed up Bogan because he was in a hilux with low profile rims, I thought he might have been from WA, but he did have QLD personalized plates on his car. "GOON 457". I don't know what the numbers represented, as perhaps he didn't know 6 came after 5.... i digress.


Kamikuza
QLD, 4860 posts
13 Jan 2017 11:19PM
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What the actual?! You for real Underoath or just showing off your creative writing skills?

Adoy
NSW, 230 posts
14 Jan 2017 10:15AM
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Wow stranger than fiction, that needs to be made into a movie

ajs18s
QLD, 60 posts
14 Jan 2017 10:42AM
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Somebody had to have got that on camera for sure!!!!

billob
QLD, 87 posts
14 Jan 2017 12:36PM
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Grass has revovered nicely after all those doughies

fruuugz
NSW, 114 posts
14 Jan 2017 12:44PM
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Actually boys the real story is much wilder then underoaths creative riding.

Bogans riding full boar narrowly missing me and throwing ropes at me to try lasso me.

But I cant say much more as I feel I need to get the police involved as they may try kill again

Kamikuza
QLD, 4860 posts
14 Jan 2017 1:00PM
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fruuugz said..
Actually boys the real story is much wilder then underoaths creative riding.

Bogans riding full boar narrowly missing me and throwing ropes at me to try lasso me.

But I cant say much more as I feel I need to get the police involved as they may try kill again


How did they catch the pig?

payney007
QLD, 5 posts
14 Jan 2017 6:35PM
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****s and giggles is this serious I can not stop laughing

Rails
QLD, 1176 posts
14 Jan 2017 8:52PM
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Kamikuza said..

fruuugz said..
Actually boys the real story is much wilder then underoaths creative riding.

Bogans riding full boar narrowly missing me and throwing ropes at me to try lasso me.

But I cant say much more as I feel I need to get the police involved as they may try kill again



How did they catch the pig?


Sounds like they fail in their attempt to lasso
but they may try again
salty pork is big yum

billob
QLD, 87 posts
14 Jan 2017 9:40PM
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I was on the bar and think you've mistaken his intentions - here's a screenshot from my GoPro



gcdave
532 posts
14 Jan 2017 8:48PM
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There were a few out today

kitemarc
NSW, 23 posts
18 Feb 2017 11:04AM
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fruuugz said..
Bogans riding full boar narrowly missing me and throwing ropes at me to try lasso me.


Like to see those bogan trashbags try this with me in the waves. No way they could keep up.

Thats why i kite 100% waves only. Open beaches too, not that pussy rivermouth ****.

4-5ft straight swell.+25kts sorts the men from the boys REAL quick.

NorthernKitesAUS
QLD, 870 posts
20 Feb 2017 3:53PM
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This was the best story I've read in years - cheers Underoath. I don't think that green bar can hold any more thumbs up.
ps. for the record, I was not the meth guy nor the skinny dude

nowindtoday
78 posts
3 Mar 2017 10:45PM
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Now that's 5 minutes of my life I'll never ever get back also 5 minutes I could've been kiting, geeeeze thanks



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