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If you got small balls just scream louder

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Created by causehecan > 9 months ago, 22 Aug 2019
japie
NSW, 6682 posts
22 Aug 2019 8:33AM
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Excerpt from a recent email from a mate who has a fascination for the bizarre:

Off topic, the sad tale of Sporus - if you ever think things not going well, remember Sporus.........

A 'puer delicatus,' Nero fancied him so much that he had him castrated to keep him nice and youthful - the Romans had 4 different names for castrati depending on when they had been fixed and how........slight crushing to destroy the vas deferens; massive crushing to totally destroy the testes; slitting the bag and removing the balls (unsafe with poor hygiene); and complete removal of cock and balls.

Nero married him and even gave him a woman's name.

After Nero died, old Sporus taken as a lover by the boss of the Praetorian Guard, who was soon killed.

Then Galba became Imperator and also started shagging Sporus who by now always carried lube with him!
Galba killed before long, and next Emperor who for a change is not gay, decides to have Sporus raped on stage and then murdered on stagejust for fun!

Still shy of 20, Sporus se interfecit/negavit.

FormulaNova
WA, 14044 posts
22 Aug 2019 7:20AM
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You do post a lot on seabreeze don't you.

causehecan
WA, 668 posts
22 Aug 2019 2:58PM
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About a 10th of what most people think. I really dont have another account.


But these are the prizes you win when you play the games you play

FormulaNova
WA, 14044 posts
22 Aug 2019 5:48PM
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causehecan said..
About a 10th of what most people think. I really dont have another account.



Sorry, I was relating the amount of screaming to the amount of posting... I have no idea who you are but you do seem to have come up with a lot of short posts in a short time.

As for the monkey and his small balls, its interesting to note that they most likely have them (small) as the screaming has been so successful in attracting females, rather than the other way around. The more promiscuous the species, the bigger the testicles are in order to compete. The less promiscuous, the smaller.

In the case of the howler monkey, he must be successful, otherwise they would have bigger balls! Humans must be relatively faithful, as we would never stack up against a chimpanzee.

causehecan
WA, 668 posts
22 Aug 2019 7:02PM
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If we didnt figure out that coordinated throwing thing wed all just be some chimps groomer for sure

Kamikuza
QLD, 6493 posts
23 Aug 2019 6:55PM
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Is "small balls scream louder" the same concept as starting lots of threads?

causehecan
WA, 668 posts
26 Aug 2019 10:17AM
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Only if all the threads were about the same thing kami

Kamikuza
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26 Aug 2019 3:42PM
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causehecan said..
Only if all the threads were about the same thing kami


Aren't they? They all look like mental incontinence to me.

causehecan
WA, 668 posts
26 Aug 2019 9:31PM
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You gotto listen to the notes im not playing man


Its jazz

Kamikuza
QLD, 6493 posts
27 Aug 2019 12:59PM
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causehecan said..
You gotto listen to the notes im not playing man

Its jazz


Whaddya taking about? There are no notes you haven't played, repeatedly.

It's screaming. Loudest.

eppo
WA, 9372 posts
27 Aug 2019 11:22AM
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yeh not sure there are too many jazz silent spaces happening at the moment.



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